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Watchmen meets the Simpsons

This was too hilarious not to share, V for Vacation? hahahahaha



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lolcat of the week – 3/24/09

I very much appreciate the expression on the cat’s face.

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lolcat of the week, 12/9

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LOLcat of the week – 12/2

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New Burger King Coffee Advertisement Campaign

I’m back from Virginia, it’s quite a drive back up to Jersey.  Especially one to make twice in 2 days.  On my way back I noticed that Burger King has some sort of “pick your level of awakeness” coffee thing going on.  I can not say if this is new or not, as I usually make my own coffee, or if I have to stop, I prefer McDonald’s coffee.  The official logo for this looks like the following:

I have personally come up with a better advertising scheme, as well as improved pictures and descriptions.  Turbo is ok, but regular and decaf are boring words, and in this new age of pushing boundaries, and overhyping everything, Burger King needs to move into the 21st century.  First, I present to you “Excited Crazy Lady with Hair Rollers” strength coffee.

Excited Crazy Lady with Hair Rollers

With the new space age advances in coffee, I can (as a ‘official’ representative of Burger King) promise you that our newest strength of coffee with curl your hair, without the need for hair rollers, without affecting the quality of awakeness.  Trust me, it’s science.  In the interest of not losing the attention of those who have not yet left to partake in our patented ECLHR (pronounced eclair) coffee, we move swiftly on to our next level of awake-osity…. “Tommy Lee Jones Intent but Obviously not Excited”

Tommy Lee Jones Intent but Obviously not Excited

TLJAOE – pronounceable as Till-Joe, meaning “It will keep you awake till your next cup of Burger King brand Joe” or “Awake till that episode of G.I. Joe finishes.”  We’re not sure, the jury is still out on that one.  What we can promise you is it will keep you reasonably awake without affecting your hair-curling statue, movie career, or marriage.  (Disclaimer, this statement has not been reviewed by the International Coffee and Marriage board).  Finally, I am pleased to be able to bring you the coffee with the lowest intensity.  Renamed from “decaf” because if there’s two things major corporations hate, it’s literary contractions and apt phrases.


This depiction is the one we are most proud of.  Picked for it’s likeness to the original decaf pictoral representation, this is only the first layer of connection.  Similar to a pokeball, which serves as a home to small, possibly drug induced animals.  Likewise, our new decaffinated coffee serves as a home to all the coffee grinds who just couldn’t make it at coffee boot-camp.  Also, whoever came up with decaf coffee was probably also on drugs, what’s the point of coffee with no caffeine???

DISCLAIMER (to be read as fast as possibly by some guy with an authoritative sounding voice: Your Comic Relief is not associated nor endorced by the following entities/enterprises/animals/vegetables/minerals: coffee, Burger King, sloths, boot camps, the International Board of Coffee and Marriage, Tommy Lee Jones, pokemon or the drugs that inspired their creation.  Seriously, that’s the only way they could be rationalized.


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Dine and Ditchers owned by Facebook

Not strictly about comics.  Not about comics at all, but it is pretty funny.  So, some kids went to a resteraunt, and ordered loads of food, wine, etcetera.  Then went out for a smoke, and never came back.  End of story?  The resteraunt manager finds them on facebook, forces them to pay, and they get fired from their resteraunt job (at a different establishment of course).

That’s all for today, heading down to Virginia for the day/night to visit a friend.

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The Mathematical Humor of Pi

Wish I had found this yesterday, which was Pi day. I found this on Digg and thought it was humerous, and figured I would share it with all of you, and if you were wondering, I fall into the “You’re a dick”category, but not by much. I know up to 3.1415965, and that’s it. Unfortunately, I can’t just show it here as the set up I have chosen limits my pixel usage and the image is too big.

In other news, observant readers may notice that I have made another addition to my blogroll: “this is not a blog.”  Not one of your big, heavy hitting sites, but I read a few of the publications and felt myself drawn to the writing style.  Plus, regardless of political position, you have to admit that the most recent post, “Meanwhile, at a Clinton rally, it all goes wrong…“it pretty funny, and I at least had a good chuckle over it.


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